CELEBRITIES |
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Dick Van Dyke |
Was his birthname really Penis Von Lesbian? |
12/13/1925 |
97 |
3 |
|
| Kody Brown |
Why the hell would you want more than one wife??? |
1/17/69 |
54 |
46 |
|
| Keith David |
No, he was not the guy from Night Court |
6/4/1956 |
67 |
33 |
|
| Willem Dafoe |
Didn't need makeup to play the Green Goblin in Spiderman |
7/22/1955 |
68 |
32 |
|
| Bobby Brown |
He killed Whitney |
2/5/1969 |
54 |
46 |
|
| Roger Waters |
The Wall |
9/6/1943 |
80 |
20 |
|
| Kesha |
Brushes her teeth with Jack Daniels |
3/1/1987 |
36 |
64 |
|
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Donatella Versace |
She now looks like Janice the Muppet |
5/2/1955 |
68 |
32 |
|
| James Hong |
Big Trouble in Little China |
2/22/1929 |
94 |
6 |
|
| Joseph James DeAngelo |
Golden State Killer and Annie's former neighbor |
11/8/1945 |
77 |
23 |
|
| Garrett Morris |
"I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see!" |
2/1/1937 |
86 |
14 |
|
| Tom Six |
Made some fucked up movies |
8/29/1973 |
50 |
50 |
|
| Dr. Oz |
Fuck this guy. |
6/11/1960 |
63 |
37 |
|
| Nancy Grace |
If she's murdered, she'll know exactly who did it. |
10/23/1959 |
63 |
37 |
|
|
Name |
Known For? |
Birthdate |
Current Age |
Score Potential |
Status |
| Tom Bergeron |
Still not over Dancing with the Stars |
5/6/1955 |
68 |
32 |
|
| Mark Hoppus |
Old man singing bubblegum pop |
3/15/1972 |
51 |
49 |
|
| Nancy Kwan |
Damn, she was hot |
5/19/1939 |
84 |
16 |
|
| Clive Barker |
Pinhead |
10/5/1952 |
71 |
29 |
|
| Geraldine Chaplin |
Does being Charlie Chaplin's kid make you a celebrity? |
7/31/1944 |
79 |
21 |
|
| Cole Sprouse |
He was the kid from Big Daddy |
8/4/1992 |
31 |
69 |
|
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